Getting laid

This isn’t exactly a guide on how to get laid, I just needed your attention. Some of you may die virgins but i am here to help the romantically challenged gentlemen of 2017 have a fighting chance because it’s pretty tough out there and what i mean by that is there is a lot of beautiful single women out there… with options. Sending dick picks guys really, What the fuck?, Your going to have to be a little more mysterious and a little bit more profound. Now i am not a Womanizer or some sexy looking human like Charlie Hunnum but i do understand people and i have an unflinching ability to listen, Psychology 101 it’s more useful then you would think. The first course of action to take is to create opportunities for your self to actually meet women. It’s a numbers game, the more women you meet the better chances you have of finding a date/ or dates, so if you’re inside all day playing cod for eight hours straight you’re not putting yourself out there enough now don’t get me wrong I fucking love call of duty but I love girls more. Now the best places to meet girls aren’t the most obvious, tinder is great but you must understand tinder is different for girls because they have options! Most girls on tinder will get matches easily because 9/10 guys on tinder are just looking for casual sex so if you match with a girl on tinder she’s also matched with about 200 other guys who you will be analysed against. Bars have always been a great go to for single lads on a night out looking to hook up and chances are the single girls in the bar are also looking to get lucky but you better be rich, sexy or know how to make a las bite her lip just with the sweet words that come out of your mouth because the bar is going to be full of people looking to hook up so there will be competition and it can also make girls feel a little to vulnerable. Nightclubs work for crazy passionate dance floor impulse hook ups but it’s usually to loud to talk and to messy to make a significant impression. The best places to meet girls are places where girls feel secure and your going to be able to create an intimate connection. Places like the library at your university, yoga class, coffee shops, grocery stores. These are the types of places where girls aren’t expecting to be asked out so the connection is more genuine where as at a bar a girl knows ( in arya starks voice ) what most guys that talk to her intentions are. The amount of conversations I strike up with girls at my library are much more then when I’m out at the bar with my friends. When I meet a girl at the library she isn’t already assuming what I want and a relationship is able to form where she is able to get to actually know me. And this is because her guard is down and she is more open, the library isn’t and intimidating place like a night club or bar. So everyday there is opportunities to meet a women you just need to be open and build up enough confidence to engage in conversation with a stranger. Yeah I know.. the confidence thing is hard, most guys have self esteem issues and struggles with the ability to be confident in themselves. I myself struggled with this but the older I got the more I became myself, and it’s when you find out who you are and embrace it, is when it assists to gain a lot of confidence, being your self is the best way to be confident. Find yourself, and focus on the things you like about yourself the most and work on the things you don’t like. So now your meeting girls, confidence is growing and you want to start dating one of these girls. You just have to ask her out, you’ve got nothing to lose. If she sais no well at least you got over that hurdle and your actually in the game! If she said yes you’re dating. Now don’t fuck it up. The first date is important, you want it to be fun, different and memorable. Girls like a little mystery, they like their guys to be sweet with a bit of a bad side so don’t be afraid to go a bit alternative. A nice dinner date followed by skinny dipping at the beach, a cute bicycle ride…to a salsa dance party, take her swimming.. in your neighbours pool. Just make it exciting, passionate, go ahead and be the reason she gets coal in her stockings this Christmas, its sexy to have a bit of a edge. But the absolute most important thing to do on a date is listen, Listen to her I promise you it will give you so many extra bonus points. Girls love a guy who can listen to them and if you actually show genuine interest in your date it can create many sparks within the ambient light of smiles and laughter. I have a friend who loves to talk about himself and I pointed this out to him, he’s been dating for a few months now and the first date he went on after I told him to try listen more intently he came back to me the next day and said it was the first date he’s been on and felt a real connection, so fellas just try it. I feel like guys in 2017 just aren’t getting the best information on dating, the generation has lost its grip on romance. Now I’m not trying to put myself out there as some kind of love guru but with all the social media platforms and convenience of online dating it’s easy to get lost with what girls are into now. And a little old school chivalry still works better then anything today, but if all else fails just tell her that she has great eyebrows and she will love you forever. Now you’ve been on a few dates with a girl, if you like her there is a few things you should do. 1. Make her feel important, she wants to feel like she’s rocking your world like no one else has so show her some appreciation, and she’ll show it right back in a good way. If you don’t she may go a little crae crae in a bad way.  2. There’s a line you don’t want to cross, it’s called desperate line. Appreciate her but don’t give it all up at once, just do your thing and be a bad ass. Take her out and show her off but don’t abandon the rest of your life for her, because then you lose self value and she likes you at your best. 3. Be a little dangerous, mysterious. It’s a good way to get your girl feeling lustrous and excited. You want to keep the relationship fresh, fun and unpredictable. 4.Just care for her, be compassionate. Tell her she looks pretty, buy her coffee, massage her after work and kiss her on the neck. And it sounds like I’m telling you to do a lot of work but it’s worth it, you take care of your girl and your girl will take care of you. At the start it’s about establishing a romantic relationship and getting to know one another, and about the sex.. that important bit. Or… you’ve been on a few dates and you don’t see it going anywhere. Be a gentleman and be truthful to her, but for you it’s been an experience anyway. You’ve been on a date and put your self in a position to find love, hell you may of even got some sexual experience out of it. I’m not at all encouraging forcing yourself into dating but if you’re interested in having a girlfriend or just want to have some fun dating you’ve got to create opportunities for yourself. Love is the best when it’s in unexpected, and you just find. And dating is like a gateway drug for love. It’s a great high and feels great but if you do it enough you’ll eventually bump into something that makes you feel even better. For instance, my good friend actually met his wife on a double date, his future wife was the girl who was set up with the other guy. So through his actual date, he met his long time partner. This week make it your task to get a girls number, A quest of some sort. Through fire and flame you will toil but it’s all part of our shared love for girls. I very much hope with all of my heart that my article has helped some of you understand how to date women and find women to date. Just go out there have some fun, talk to some girls and learn a thing or two. Thank you for reading, gentleman. e26380ea059908eeb326d6604fc5a3d4--beautiful-women-beautiful-people

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